Posted December 4, 2019 at 09:00 am

my boyfriend thinks i am an insane person because i tried to talk to him about what i assumed was a universal childhood experience: going to a butcher shop and getting to eat cold hot dogs while my parents took an extraordinary amount of time to buy meat. he had no idea what i was talking about. shout out to butcher boy for feeding me cold hot dogs as a child and keeping me placid and unable to riot against my familial bonds.

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