it’s been an embarrassingly long time since i first received this request. it coincided with real life stressors and i fell behind on my reviews/work/ability to care for myself to a shameful degree. i have a plethora of excuses and explanations but who cares. we don’t have time for that. we need to prepare for our case. although, i’ll be honest with  you, i think it’s a slam dunk. you read the notes, right? never mind.  we’ll go over them again.

i mean it all revolves around this ad here. a newspaper ad?  probably. they really don’t make ads like this anymore; exuberant  testimonials from some unseen narrator who is both too friendly and too  formal at the same time. in this case it’s like getting a movie  recommendation from your “cool” teacher who has to think extra careful  about what words he’d going to use in front of a classroom of bloodthirsty 13 year olds.

nearly every statement in this poster is a lie. it looks like lionel hutz already took the marker to it.